PARSONS' PRESSURE PUSHES POINTS CHASE TO THE BRINK
(MIDLO, VA) - As Party Pace Peddlers' Winter Party Games enters the final weeks it appears Andy P. is pulling away with a commanding lead. Not far off his pace and in the hunt are Matty Bee and Der Kommissar, and despite Bee's Massive Mileage, his lack of social media game will likely set him back in the final stretch.
However dominating Parsons' presence appears, some questions remain for prognostication:
Will Bee ever add #PartyPacePeddlers to his posts of his dog in repose or kissing his lady on bike rides?
Will DDK come in strong these final weeks with that new bombass pebbles crusher?
What of Jordan's partially-assembled pebbles whip? Will he finally leave the confines of his 150-mile-per-week trainer rides?
Stay tuned, dear readers, this winter season is only heating up.
Don't turn around,
Der Kommissar
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